I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
ttyl tear gas
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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