this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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