Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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