yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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