a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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