is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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