No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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