how hairy? two words: wookie tits
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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