I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There r osticjed everywhere
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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