we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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