They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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