mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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