Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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