I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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