do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
