I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Text me some of your sweat
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