i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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