Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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