Where did you get a picture of my penis
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
