This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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