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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.

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(415): View more from California

Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent

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(310): View more from California

how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.

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(503): View more from Oregon

it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos

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