I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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