i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
