do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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