Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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