I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
two words...techno handjob
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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