Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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