all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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