Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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