You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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