If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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