: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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