exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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