i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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