I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
tell me about the eggs
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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