i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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