Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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