Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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