Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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