I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
How external is "for external use only"?
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
just found out that she named her cat after me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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