chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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