My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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