How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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