I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
