Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Will exercising make me less horny?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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