If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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