Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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