Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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