they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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