My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Randomize
