Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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