is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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