dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I would fuck him just for his dog
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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