The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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