; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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