So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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