even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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