if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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