She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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